A Few Questions, Unanswered

1. Why doesn't David Beckham continue to wear an Alice band? Alice bands are sooo cute. And then they wonder where his mojo has gone...

2. Are there reasons to believe in the Monstrous Moonshine Conjecture? Name six.

3. What's wrong with window dressing?

4. Has there ever been a finer poet than Marjorie Fleming? If only she'd had an opus. Or a corpus...

5. J.Edgar Hoover doesn't quite get the ridicule he deserves. I know, that's not a question. But is there anything else we could talk about?